Anthropological Journal of Threats & Insults (AJTI)

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Jason Wright approaches unsuspecting peer with an array of simplistic uninteresting opinions

19 Year Old Double Major in Middle Eastern Studies & Economics Has Unsolicited Opinion on Everything

Wash­ing­ton, D.C.: From US tax pol­icy to address­ing ten­sions between Shi­ite and Sunni Mus­lims in Iraq to solv­ing unem­ploy­ment in Europe and the polit­i­cal his­tory of Chech­nya, 19 year old col­lege stu­dent Jason Wright feels entirely com­fort­able aggres­sively shar­ing his nascent … Con­tinue read­ing →

 

Ludoo You Have An Umbrella?

A MISPRINT ANIMATION. Chi, chi, chi — brush your teeth! Con­tinue read­ing →

 
Marty Savage, former professional fish wrestler, will host new Travel Channel Show.

Travel Channel to Debut New Show: Large White Guy Will Travel Somewhere, Do Weird Shit

New York, NY: Today, the pop­u­lar Travel Chan­nel has announced the debut of an entirely new show fea­tur­ing a large white man who will travel places and do all sorts of weird ass shit while pro­vid­ing charm­ing breezy com­men­tary. The … Con­tinue read­ing →

 
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Facebook COO Cheryl Sandberg “Leans In” Too Far, Falls Breasts-First into Miserable, Empty Life

In between hur­riedly read­ing an abbre­vi­ated ver­sion of “The Very Hun­gry Cater­pil­lar” to her chil­dren before throw­ing them into bed, lik­ing and com­ment­ing on all of Mark Zuckerberg’s Face­book posts, answer­ing 267 emails, mak­ing terse dis­tracted love to her hus­band, … Con­tinue read­ing →

 
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