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About Hari Umpar Lip

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World’s Helium Supply Dwindling; Future Children to Sadly Drag Balloons Around, Hate Hologram Parents

 

Golden Globes 2013: Exciting Night of White People Giving Each Other Awards

Los Ange­les, CA: This year marked yet another thrilling, skinny, and pale night of white peo­ple from all over the world giv­ing other white peo­ple acco­lades for their accom­plish­ments in telling white peo­ple sto­ries on tele­vi­sion and in film. Nar­ra­tives about … Con­tinue read­ing

 

A MISPRINT HALLOWEEN SPECIAL . .THE BRAHMARAMBA HAUNTING!

A man named Vishvesh­wara Brah­maramba lived in Vijayawada, India. He had a good friend named K.R. Gor­thipalle and they spent much time together — in fact, Gor­thipalle was such a close con­fi­dant that he helped Brah­maramba apply his monthly henna, … Con­tinue read­ing

 

45 Year Old Indian Housewife Wins All-Asia Staring Contest

Shang­hai, China: Today, at the 9th annual All-Asia Star­ing Con­test spon­sored by Nair Hair Remover, Sush­mila Mukher­jee nabbed the highly cov­eted title of Asia’s Great­est Starer. In a region of the world where peo­ple are known for their uncanny abil­ity … Con­tinue read­ing

 

Egyptian Archaeologists Make Incredible Discovery; Skinny Sarcophaguses Were All the Rage in Ancient Egypt

Sim­i­lar to the cur­rent pop­u­lar skinny jeans trend, while these skinny sar­coph­a­guses made the dead appear to be sleek, trim, and attrac­tive from the thighs down­ward, they suf­fered from seri­ous short­com­ings any­where above that point. Con­tinue read­ing

 
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