Monthly Archives: December 2011

SuperShuttle Enters Space-Time Warp; Rider Arrives At Home Before She Even Left

Miami: Yes­ter­day, Maria Vasquez expe­ri­enced a most bizarre occur­rence. As she was pack­ing up her lug­gage, prepar­ing for Super­Shut­tle to pick her up and take her to the air­port for her flight to Puerto Rico, she heard a knock at … Con­tinue read­ing

 

Millionaires Lobby for Billionaires Tax

Being a mil­lion­aire is noth­ing nowa­days,” claimed Rajesh Kapoor, 99.999999% orga­nizer and recent Sil­i­con Val­ley mil­lion­aire after devel­op­ing a new Android app that reminds you hourly to brush your teeth. Con­tinue read­ing

 

Egyptian Archaeologists Make Incredible Discovery; Skinny Sarcophaguses Were All the Rage in Ancient Egypt

Sim­i­lar to the cur­rent pop­u­lar skinny jeans trend, while these skinny sar­coph­a­guses made the dead appear to be sleek, trim, and attrac­tive from the thighs down­ward, they suf­fered from seri­ous short­com­ings any­where above that point. Con­tinue read­ing