Monthly Archives: October 2011

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Ghosts Descend on Nation’s Capital; Demand Non-Living Wage

Washington, D.C.: Hundreds of thousands of ghosts from the spirit netherworld have come together to demand a non-living wage so they will not be forced to live decently. Specters from across the country traveled to Washington D.C. yesterday to float … Continue reading

 

Sweatshop Workers in Bangladesh on Strike, Tired of Making Unfashionable Clothes

Dhaka, Bangladesh; Chanting the slogan “Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho! Ugly Clothes Have Got to Go!” into the hot humid air, sweatshop workers at factories outsourced by Lane Bryant, Eddie Bauer, and Wal-Mart went on strike today after declaring that they … Continue reading

 

Greece Proposes Economic Recovery Through Invasion of Asia; Historians, Costume Designers, and Porn Enthusiasts Back Plan

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Woman Reports Marriage Greatly Improved After Suffering Slight Brain Damage

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Hindus Embrace DVR Technology, Freed from Western Linear Notions of Time

“Of course, our biggest conflict with the Hindu cyclic notion of time is that we consistently miss our favorite television shows, which are scheduled in a linear fashion throughout the day,” claims Jay. Continue reading

 
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