Monthly Archives: October 2011

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Ghosts Descend on Nation’s Capital; Demand Non-Living Wage

Wash­ing­ton, D.C.: Hun­dreds of thou­sands of ghosts from the spirit nether­world have come together to demand a non-living wage so they will not be forced to live decently. Specters from across the coun­try trav­eled to Wash­ing­ton D.C. yes­ter­day to float … Con­tinue read­ing

 

Sweatshop Workers in Bangladesh on Strike, Tired of Making Unfashionable Clothes

Dhaka, Bangladesh; Chant­ing the slo­gan “Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho! Ugly Clothes Have Got to Go!” into the hot humid air, sweat­shop work­ers at fac­to­ries out­sourced by Lane Bryant, Eddie Bauer, and Wal-Mart went on strike today after declar­ing that they … Con­tinue read­ing

 

Greece Proposes Economic Recovery Through Invasion of Asia; Historians, Costume Designers, and Porn Enthusiasts Back Plan

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Ultimate Yogic Devotional Act Saves State Millions

Yogi Par­masad has spent most of his 58 years of life strictly fol­low­ing the severe tenets of his Kelaa Saivism sect. From liv­ing in a large ter­mite mound through­out his adult­hood to spend­ing an entire decade walk­ing with a del­i­cate … Con­tinue read­ing

 

Woman Reports Marriage Greatly Improved After Suffering Slight Brain Damage

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