Monthly Archives: September 2011

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Immigrant Parent Lives Vicariously Through Child; Contracts STD

 

Micro-Credit Banks Foreclose on Mortgaged Assets; Unsure of What To Do With 23 Million Goats, Cows, and Chickens

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Failure of Free Market Capitalism Linked to Sky Mall Magazine

Econ­o­mists cite Sky Mall Mag­a­zine, a cat­a­log found on air­lines across Amer­ica, as the har­bin­ger of the immi­nent col­lapse of cap­i­tal­ism. Con­tinue read­ing

 

Retired Bureaucrat Shocked At His Own Insignificance Turns To General Harassment

SECUNDERABAD: Retire­ment from a vital desk job is never easy, but Bocham­palli Reddy, Cashier at the Secun­der­abad Munic­i­pal­ity Pub­lic Works Depart­ment, has taken his dis­in­te­grat­ing fac­ulty of every­day sig­nif­i­cance very poorly. In an astound­ing month of degen­er­a­tion, Reddy has moved … Con­tinue read­ing

 

Secret Journal of Gandhi Discovered; Outlined Political Movement to Follow Independence

Feb­ru­ary 10, 1945: Attempted to take much needed after­noon nap around 2 pm. Unsuc­cess­ful. A rooster crowed con­tin­u­ally for one hour.” Con­tinue read­ing

 
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