Monthly Archives: September 2011

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Immigrant Parent Lives Vicariously Through Child; Contracts STD

 
statistically inevitable mayhem

Micro-Credit Banks Foreclose on Mortgaged Assets; Unsure of What To Do With 23 Million Goats, Cows, and Chickens

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A toast to the end of the world!

Mayans Predict End of the World in 2012

“The Mayan cal­en­dar is aston­ish­ingly accu­rate. It pre­dicted the Zap­atista move­ment, the great erup­tion of Mt. Pinatubo in the Philip­pines, and the pre­ma­ture bald­ing of Prince William.” Con­tinue read­ing →

 
haute-lamp

Failure of Free Market Capitalism Linked to Sky Mall Magazine

Econ­o­mists cite Sky Mall Mag­a­zine, a cat­a­log found on air­lines across Amer­ica, as the har­bin­ger of the immi­nent col­lapse of cap­i­tal­ism. Con­tinue read­ing →

 

ANNOUNCING THE 2nd WINNER OF THE MISPRINT LOTTO!

Could it be? Oh no, wait…is it pos­si­ble? Might — oh my god — might it be YOU? Click to see! Con­tinue read­ing →

 
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