Monthly Archives: August 2011

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Congress Approves “No Child Left Behind Field Trip Amendment”

Wash­ing­ton DC: After months of cam­paign­ing by the Obama Admin­is­tra­tion, today Con­gress passed an amend­ment to Bush-era “No Child Left Behind” pub­lic edu­ca­tion leg­is­la­tion known as the “No Child Left Behind Field Trip Amend­ment”. The ini­tia­tive ensures that when stu­dents … Con­tinue read­ing

 

Finance Official Suffers Carrom Board Bludgeoning, Severe Baby Powder Inhalation

Stand­ing at a podium with his thumbs and index fin­gers wrapped heav­ily in ban­dages and oxy­gen tubes stuffed past illus­tri­ous bushes of nasal hair Con­tinue read­ing

 

Grammar Check.

 

MISPRINT TUTORIALS: How to get your mango on.

Please have your mango ready. Con­tinue read­ing

 

Revolutionaries Hold City Council Lobby Day

New York, NY: Yes­ter­day, hun­dreds of left­ist rev­o­lu­tion­ar­ies from across New York City gath­ered at City Hall to hold their first lobby day. Anar­chists, Com­mu­nists, Social­ists, guer­rilla insur­gents and other rev­o­lu­tion­ar­ies split up into groups of ten… Con­tinue read­ing

 
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